Trump Replaces Spanish Translations On White House Site With Redneck Slurs And Rascal Flatts References

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The Trump administration made the White House site redneck friendly this morning, keeping in line with Trump’s pledge to be the president for all Americans.

“Well, wanted a more user friendly platform for the majority of our supporters” said Trump at a press conference, “we realized quickly that most of my supporters could barely speak English, but they can understand Rascal Flatts references and various southern slurs”

The move to make the government redneck friendly is paving the way for our nation.

 

Staff