Woman masturbates with a lemon in Fresca sponsored porno

lemon                   Manhattan NY – For a long time Fresca has been operating under the Coca Cola company. Several weeks ago, the Coca Cola Company’s regional media manager, Teddy Luchs, devised a clandestine plan to bring mass media attention to the failing Coca Cola product, Fresca. Internal investigators for Coca Cola uncovered recent email exchanges between Luchs, and major porn producers. One email, sent from Luchs to a pornographic producer reads: “My superior can never find out about this, but I am thinking of a new, underground way to gain attention to Fresca, I’m thinking porn.” Several producers took on the project for free in promises to receive any money generated from the films. One film includes a young girl placing multiple lemons up her vagina, specifically, two lemons and one lime. At the end of the flick the screen reads “Fresca, as good as a wet pussy.” Luchs has since been fired from the Coca Cola Company, but has gained a surprising following on the internet.

– Staff

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