Jonestown OK- Ted and Lisa, owners of “Ted’s Pickling Farm”, were arrested early this morning for selling Pickles which were allegedly pickled inside of a human vagina. Jeffy Loganbaum, 14, noticed a distinct flavor in a jar of pickles that he purchased from the farm. “They taste like straight pussy” police quoted him saying. Ted and Lisa deny all allegations, Ted claiming that “A fourteen year old boy does not know what vagina tastes like”. Jeffy, however, insists that the pickles are a product of a human vagina. Police have brought the jar of pickles to a lab where they will be tested for vaginal residue.